seventeen hours and three viewings of Pineapple Express (director’s cut) later, we no longer cared who wore the Steelers leash or who wore the “Skull & Crossbones by Miley, xoxo” leash. all that matters now is the transcendence of our earthly possessions. also, a crippling need for chocolate pudding.
nelson had long been used to abner’s neediness. it was as though he had, one day, simply grown out of nelson’s paw; as if they were woven together in the loom of fate.
can’t sleep, hose will eat me.






